I had to take such a huge shit today, that it compressed against my prostate and gave me the most raging boner I've had in my life.
How the fuck was your day?
University of awesome
Posted by IronPirate - January 17th, 2010
I haven't signed on at all for a while, and it's a relief to be on newgrounds again. Not that anyone cares, but the reason I haven't been on-line is because my computer exploded. So I installed Kubuntu Jaunty on my PS3, which like the spoiled brat I am got for Christmas, got a USB hub, hooked up a printer, wireless mouse, wireless keyboard, printer, and flash-drive and now the only difference is it only uses 1% CPU. You may now comment on my various assets.
Posted by IronPirate - September 2nd, 2009
I was looking at my profile, and the stats on it are completely weak. So to clear things up here are my real stats.
04/15/07. I was introduced to newgrounds by Zack Fulpington before he was a hacker. That was before podtube existed and crap. We shared an account until I made *UNDISCLOSED*, which I will not share it's name because I got so noobish I was ashamed.
627+. This is from the added posts of *UNDISCLOSED*, CHP, and this account. The actually count is probably higher by the time you read this, but meh.
: 15+/105+. Added from the 3 alts including this blah blah blah...
: 387+. This is where proof needs to be present...screw it, here's *UNDISCLOSED*.
: 47+. Not much to say here, added totals and stuff.
: None. Just no flash ever. I suck at flash.
: 920/10. Level 10 is 900-1109 exp, so I have that covered.
That should be it. Before anyone calls bullshit I suggest you check out my three accounts. Also, because I have an 07 sign up date, this is no longer funny :(
Posted by IronPirate - August 19th, 2009
Since the people of newgrounds love me so much, they have bestowed upon me a name. You shall all now refer to me as "Irony". HecticCircleCrap, and HighWayStar365 suggested the name in this thread about a serious issue. However thematrix27 suggested several other sensless names, but thats just typical of an 09er. Therefor all of newgrounds will call me "Irony".