I was looking at my profile, and the stats on it are completely weak. So to clear things up here are my real stats.

Sign-up-date: 04/15/07. I was introduced to newgrounds by Zack Fulpington before he was a hacker. That was before podtube existed and crap. We shared an account until I made *UNDISCLOSED*, which I will not share it's name because I got so noobish I was ashamed.

Post Count: 627+. This is from the added posts of *UNDISCLOSED*, CHP, and this account. The actually count is probably higher by the time you read this, but meh.

Blams/saves: 15+/105+. Added from the 3 alts including this blah blah blah...

Flash Reviews: 387+. This is where proof needs to be present...screw it, here's *UNDISCLOSED*.

Audio Reviews: 47+. Not much to say here, added totals and stuff.

Trophies/Stickers: None. Just no flash ever. I suck at flash.

EXP/Level: 920/10. Level 10 is 900-1109 exp, so I have that covered.

That should be it. Before anyone calls bullshit I suggest you check out my three accounts. Also, because I have an 07 sign up date, this is no longer funny :(